cbowmcdizle: this-is-a-zombie-blog: First it was Miami. Now it’s happening in my home state of New Jersey. Get yourselves ready, everyone. Things are getting crazy. Click Here to read the article. I blame PCP. Shit happens all the time. If it isn’t drugs, it’s zombies. Good reason to get (more) in shape. Brb running.
When a straight guy says he can out drink me
whatshouldwecallmemaybe: Is there some correlation between sexuality and tolerance levels? Alcohol tolerance, that is.
Oh hi all.
I’ve unfollowed 98.9% of you, because my dash was getting bleah, and I was following too many people. If you protest this, and actually care whether or not I follow you, then send me a message! I’ll probably refollow a ton of people, but I needed a reset.
me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
If I was a D and D character...
Chaotic Good Halfling Sorcerer/Wizard (1st/1st Level) Ability Scores: Strength- 12 Dexterity- 16 Constitution- 15 Intelligence- 15 Wisdom- 10 Charisma- 16 Alignment: Chaotic Good- A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he’s kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little...