New Year's Day rage
every single year.
me: i just want somebody to care
somebody: i care
me: not you
Why living alone with a cat rocks
hello-jessica: cats don’t care if you walk around naked. they follow you around and snuggle with you. they don’t judge you if you plan your meals based on how well you can incorporate gravy into them.
2011 was awful.
meowsnpals: Here’s to a much better 2012! :D
Pickup lines I'd actually use:
I lost my virginity - can I have yours? Fuck me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before? You’re so selfish! You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life, and I’d just like it for one night. Do you have any french in you? Would you like some? Things I don’t have: Gag reflex, STDs, you.