May 2013
Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
levicasforpresident:
The symbol used by the Man of Letters in Supernatural, this one
is called a unicrucal hexagram and resemble the symbol used by the religion Thelema
And the founder’s name is .. Aleister Crowley. Also the religions code is “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law”. In other words Free Will. (x) I don’t know if this is a coincidence, but if it is - it’s a good...
morrissarty:
fuckitfireeverything:
teengrrrlsquad:
why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?
#WHY ARE THERE NO CEMETERIES FOR ALIVE PEOPLE
i didn’t think this could be improved but that one takes the cake
spaghettihos:
spaghettihos:
spaghettihos:
spaghettihos:
my grandpa lost his glasses today
how eyeronic
i love eye humor
20/20 would recommend
i stole my grandpa’s glasses for this joke please love me
update: he gave me $20 for finding them
No Labels
gasptambourines:
gay-men:
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
dlinehan17:
formlessforce:
The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on random women they don’t know but have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit on them
Like, they’re aware of how uncomfortable unwanted advances from strangers are, but are somehow too stupid to see the irony that they do to women what they’re afraid gay men will do to them
bunch of A+ dudes
...
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
flawlesstrueperfection:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
I am your dashboard
I am eternal
I am inescapable WAIT NO DON’T UNFOLLOW ME I WAS KIDDING
tinglife:
afuckingbowlofsoup:
silverslices:
Everyone’s got a gay cousin.
If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.
#I’m the gay cousin
I’m the gay cousin
I’m definitely the gay cousin
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
falling-in-love-with-fandoms:
tardismyoldgirl:
i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…
this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
whorville:
You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down
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